Miami to Key West

December 11 - 16, 2021

Vital Stuff


The total price of this trip is $3295 per person. At this time we only need a $500 deposit to hold your spot on this very popular ride.  (For you trivia buffs, this price is $1,500 less per person than our more famous friendly competitors!)

Not to worry -- you have 14 days from the time you register to cancel without penalty. You get back that entire $500.

Complete info on what's included and what isn't can be found here, but basically everything is covered except air fare. Transport for your bike to the ride and back again is free if you're traveling from:

New York City

Paramus, NJ



Washington, D.C.

Richmond, VA

Traveling from another location? We can help -- just let us know.


Need to Cancel Right Away?

You have 14 days from the time you register to cancel without penalty. You get back that entire $500. 


We think that COVID will thankfully be behind us by December 2021. Should safe travel still be a problem we will cancel the trip and refund you ALL of your money.


Trip insurance is available from Travel Guard, and covers you if you can't make the trip, or get sick in the middle of the event.  You can read all about it and get a free quote here.  No sales call; no hard sell.

The insurance costs about 10% - 15% of the price of the trip, depending on which options you pick.

If you decide to buy trip insurance we recommend that you sign up for the trip first, BEFORE you buy coverage. (It's just easier that way). Trip insurance questions? Happy to assist -- just contact us.


At the end of this online registration you'll be charged a $500 deposit on your credit card.

We'll send you an invoice for the balance due. 

Discount!  We welcome payments by check or credit card for your balance -- your choice. If you pay by check we will subtract $100 per person from your bill.


The price of the ride is based on two people per hotel room.  Please list below the name of the person who will be your roommate.  

If you want us to find a roommate of the same gender as you, we're happy to help. Please enter Find Me a Roommate in the space below. We've had quite a few requests from both men and women looking for roommates, so join us! 

If it turns out that we can't find you a roommate in a sane amount of time we will refund all of your $500 deposit. 

If you want a private room each night just for yourself it costs $675 extra for the entire trip.  Just write, "Private Room" in the space below and we will bill you accordingly.  (We don't profit from that $675 private-room fee.  We just give it to the hotels where we stay).

Hotel rooms have one queen or king bed OR two beds.   Please let us know here what you prefer.


We offer free transportation for your bike to Miami, and from the end of the ride (Key West) back. No disassembly, no packing.  The bike pick-up locations are in:

New York City

Paramus, NJ



Washington, D.C.

Richmond, VA

If that doesn't work for you let us know and we'll help you with packing and shipping -- not a problem.

SO... how do you THINK you're transporting your bike? We understand that things can change, but this gives us a rough idea so we can best plan for you.


Most days we'll offer a longer route and a shorter route. What's your preference? 

You are NOT bound by this answer -- you can change your mind any time you want, even on ride day, without notifying us in advance.

We're asking here just so we can ESTIMATE how many people to expect where and when.



Tell us about any special meal needs and we'll do our very best for you! Check all that apply.

Non-Pedaling Friends, Spouses, Siblings, Sweeties...

We often hear from wonderful cyclists who say, "My companion does not pedal but they want to come along anyway -- is that OK?"


We think they'll enjoy the great meals, the nice people, the sun and swimming, being with you...

Some non-cyclists rent their own car out of Miami for the trip; others catch a ride with us each day to the next town. 

We are happy to transport folks in our vehicles, and we'll get them to the next city on the itinerary as fast as we can, but please understand that our core duty is to the bicyclists  -- passengers may be delayed just a bit while we tend to our cycling chores.

Please note that non-cyclists pay the same price as people riding bikes. 

Yes, even if they're "just coming along for one dinner." 

We DO hear from people on the trip who say, "I'm not going to dinner with you guys tonight -- my friend is in town and we're going somewhere else to eat.  See you in the morning."  That works for us!



I, the undersigned, have read the refund policy for the ride, which can be found on the All the Bad Things on One Page section of our web site, and agree to the refund policy's terms.

Waiver and Release of Claims: In consideration for your allowing me to participate in The Miami to Key West ride, I, the undersigned, for myself, my heirs, executors, administrators and assigns, waive and release any and all claims for damages, for death, personal injury or loss of property which I may have or which may accrue to me as a result of my participation. I, the undersigned, discharge and release BICYCLE SHOWS U.S., Glen Goldstein, and their respective agents, vendors, rest stop locations, mechanics, boards and commissions from all liability arising out of or connected in any way with my participation in this excursion, whether or not caused by the negligence of any of the above parties. I acknowledge that this event may involve risks, including the risk of falling, collision with other bicyclists, motor vehicles, or stationary objects, and the conditions of the road. My participation is voluntary and done at my risk. I voluntarily assume all risks of loss, damage or injury that may be sustained while participating in this event. I recognize that an event of this nature can be physically demanding. I understand and agree that medical or other services rendered to me by or at the insistence of any of the above parties are not an admission of liability to provide or continue to provide such services, and are not a waiver by any of the said parties of any right hereunder. I understand that serious accidents may occur during bicycling excursions and that participants in this excursion may sustain mortal or serious injury as a consequence of their participation. I understand that my bicycle or other equipment may be stolen, damaged or destroyed during the ride, including during transportation in our rented trucks, buses, or other vehicles. Nevertheless, I agree to assume these risks and to release and hold harmless all of the persons mentioned above who might otherwise be liable to me for damages. I attest that I have checked the equipment I will use in this event and it is in good mechanical condition. I understand that bicycle helmets can prevent injuries and I agree to always wear a SNELL or ANSI approved bicycle helmet properly on my head whenever bicycling during this event. We reserve the right to cancel the ride if we feel that riding conditions are dangerous to you or others. The ride may also be canceled by an outside agency not controlled by us. No refunds or credits will be issued if the ride is canceled. I have read and understand everything written above and I voluntarily accept this agreement..
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